I can barely bring myself to post a picture of these... items, near to Dexter as I don't want to sully his memory and impeccable reputation by association.
My body has gone cold and tingly and I am quite close to hyperventilating. I cannot believe that these... items (please lets not call them shoes or boots because it's an abomination) are even in existence.
It's going to be hard sleeping tonight knowing that I share the planet with these, and I can't even bring myself to contemplate that another human being may actually be wearing them. These are the kind of things that women used to faint over.
But what are they supposed to be for? fashion? deep sea diving? I am bemused ...
ReplyDeleteOh my god you should have put a health warning before I looked and then I would only have had myself to blame.No wonder the grey woman sawed her own legs off.
ReplyDeleteThey look uncomfortable - separation of toes? Do they come in lime green?
ReplyDeleteAnd, what's more, this is discriminatory. There are people out there with six-toed feet after all.
ReplyDelete