You Pratty-Watty

Russell Brand - It's not even the crass, misogynistic comments to Georgina Baillie's Grandfather that showed you up as a puerile, vulgar prat; it's not the faux, cockney accent or the fact that you look like a grubby, sleazy sex-pest who would try to touch a girl up then attempt to make them look like a prude who 'can't take a joke'.

It's not even that you're a cheap slut of a man who's slept with everyone, or that you're a boring, untalented, shouting moron, it's not the awful clothes, greasy beard and guyliner - It's that you are simply the most irritatingly arrogant show-off with one of the most punchable faces on television.


That and the fact that you're a bit of a cock.