Mariah Carey - No Mariah, you are not a cute little 12 year old girl who 'butterflies follow everywhere' you are in fact a dippy, shallow, pretentious 39 year old gimp who just happens to have a singing voice that some people like.
You do not need 11 bodyguards to surround your restaurant table so the hoi polloi can't see you eat, your Jack Russell does not need it's own private jet, you don't need someone to hold your cup whilst you sip through the straw, and it's actually quite rude to appear 90 minutes late for an award ceremony because you broke a nail.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the World, I can't help but cry; I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff" - Maria, you are pointless pinhead.
haha, yes, she does believe she's queen, doesn't she?
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