So maybe you thought you would get married at the beach? Maybe you thought a summer wedding would be nice? Maybe you thought your pedicure looked great? Maybe you need to take this process a little more seriously?
What did the groom wear during this ceremony? Did he go barefoot? Did he wear black flip flops? Did he wear shoes?I'll tell you what he did. He ran for the fucking hills leaving this flake to stand there in her damned wedding flip flops.
Many years ago, I was marrying my second wife, and out door affair. A friend of mine, studio mate, showed up wearing ShowerShoes, he called them flip flops. When i called his attention to this social faux pas, his answer was "There Brand New, I bought them on the way here" They did go well with the shorts he was wearing. I have lost touch with this braveheart, but i would like him to know the nature and impact of his trend setting ways.
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